Sunday, July 17, 2005

Hummer tall commercial

On hummer.com enter site and click on Hummer World, then TV commercials. You'll see a commercial named GIANTS. Here's what happens in the commercial.
In a boardroom we see a group of businessmen and woman pore over countless Hummer model sketches, undecided on which one to proceed with.
Sighing, they are about to give up when a voice peeps out, "why not make a smaller one?" They all look in the mans direction as the camera shows the true contrast in size. All the men and the woman in the boardroom are positively collossal, and the tiny-in-comparison man, who gave them the advice barely reaches thier midriffs. I looked at the very well dressed business woman, and she was literally double the height of the little man. And did he look nervous!
That is the new gimmick for the latest "smaller" Hummer and the commercial jingle has a light facepaced Brit-poppy style.
At the end of the commercial, we see the little man who made the suggestion walking past the cubicles, and down the hallway toward the water cooler.
Of course, a magnificently towering amazon, blonde locks and all is bent over in a fetching red dress getting herself a refreshing cup of the water. As she slowly rises... and Rises... AND RISES, she is so jaw droppingly taller than him, he only comes up to her belly...or since she has her back to him, the small of her back.
He looks and greets her, saying "Hey Carol". Not even looking behind her, in a deep and curt tone she replies "Hey Ed", and turns away.
I love this commercial. I imagine the small guy is dying to flirt with "Carol" but she is so tall and so strong, what would she do if she got mad? Her thigh alone is his height.
Makes me wonder what would happen to me when I'm tempted to flirt with a towering, genetically superior beauty. I will give it a shot, they are definately worth it!

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